I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COZY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
This isn’t going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it?
Chemisty? More like chemMYSTERY
CAUSE IDK WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING.
Biology? more like BYEology
CAUSE IM OUT!
physics? More like phySYKES.
CAUSE THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying